1. You'd rather spend the night in your bed then out with your friends.
2. You're annoyed by all of the annoying teenagers who play their music way too loud.
What's the point in even wearing headphones?
3. Baking brings you great joy.
4. You've secretly always wanted to join a knitting class.
5. Young & The Restless is your shit.
6. You enjoy walking for leisure.
7. You complete newspaper crossword1 puzzles everyday on your morning commute2.
8. You despise the radio and listen to the oldies instead.
Louis Armstrong, Frank Sinatra, the Beatles…the list is far and great.
9. You refuse to text in acronyms3.
10. You're always in some sort of pain for no apparent reason.
Your lower back, shoulders, baby toes, ankles, BASICALLY EVERYTHING.
11. Your knees crack when sitting down, standing4 up, walking up the stairs, walking down the stairs…
12. There's nothing more that you love than covering up.
13. You frequently mishear the things that people say.
14. You still hand-write your lecture notes.
15. House slippers5, fuzzy socks, and snuggies make you smile.
16. Your signature dance move is the Chicken Dance, The Lightbulb, or the YMCA.
17. You think housework is therapeutic6.
18. If you do go out, 12AM is your designated “time to call an Uber home” time.
19. You have a serious passion for wine tasting.
20. You take pride in your ever-growing book collection.
21. You aren't on social media.
…partially because you're technologically7 challenged.
22. You need naps to function correctly.
23. You ask for practical gifts on Christmas.
Candles and knee-high socks excite you.
24. People your actual age exhaust you.
1 crossword
n.縱橫字謎，縱橫填字游戲
參考例句：
He shows a great interest in crossword puzzles.他對填字游戲表現(xiàn)出很大興趣。 Don't chuck yesterday's paper out.I still haven't done the crossword.別扔了昨天的報紙，我還沒做字謎游戲呢。
2 commute
vi.乘車上下班；vt.減(刑)；折合；n.上下班交通
參考例句：
I spend much less time on my commute to work now.我現(xiàn)在工作的往返時間要節(jié)省好多。 Most office workers commute from the suburbs.很多公司的職員都是從郊外來上班的。
3 acronyms
n.首字母縮略詞( acronym的名詞復數(shù) )
參考例句：
Scratch the subject of defence and acronyms, abbreviations, and buzzwords fly out. 話題觸及國防，縮合字，縮寫字和行話就滿天飛。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》 Some acronyms as scientific terminology are used as a lexical item. 一些科學術(shù)語縮寫用作詞匯項目。 來自互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
4 standing
n.持續(xù)，地位；adj.永久的，不動的，直立的，不流動的
參考例句：
After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震過后只有幾幢房屋還立著。 They're standing out against any change in the law.他們堅決反對對法律做任何修改。
5 slippers
n. 拖鞋
參考例句：
a pair of slippers 一雙拖鞋 He kicked his slippers off and dropped on to the bed. 他踢掉了拖鞋，倒在床上。
6 therapeutic
adj.治療的，起治療作用的；對身心健康有益的
參考例句：
Therapeutic measures were selected to fit the patient.選擇治療措施以適應病人的需要。 When I was sad,music had a therapeutic effect.我悲傷的時候，音樂有治療效力。
7 technologically
ad.技術(shù)上地
參考例句：
Shanghai is a technologically advanced city. 上海是中國的一個技術(shù)先進的城市。 Many senior managers are technologically illiterate. 許多高級經(jīng)理都對技術(shù)知之甚少
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